Snowflake Challenge Day Six

As always, I'm just copy/pasting my list.

1) I'd love a fic written just for me. My fandoms with pairing(s) are:
Stargate SG-1: Daniel/Jack OR Cam/Teal'c (please do not combine them)
Stargate Atlantis: John/Rodney/Ronon/Lorne/Radek/Carson (in any combination)
CSI: Miami: Eric/Ryan/Horatio/Speed (in any combination) OR Eric/Calleigh (please do not combine them)
CSI: Greg/Warrick/Gil/Nick (in any combination)
Farscape: D'Argo/Crichton OR D'Argo/Chiana OR Crichton/Aeryn (please do not combine them)
CSI: NY: Flack/Danny/Mac/Adam (in any combination)
The Invisible Man (2000 Sci-Fi series): Darien/Bobby OR Bobby/Claire (please do not combine them)
Hawaii Five-0: Steve/Danny/Catherine/Chin/Kono (in any combination)
Three Rivers: Andy/Ryan
Dark Blue: Carter/Dean
Teen Wolf: Derek/Stiles OR Scott/Allison OR Stiles/Lydia OR Lydia/Parrish (please do not combine them)
Crossovers are very welcome.
2) Fanart for any of my stories. This can be anything from a scene from within the story or a cover. I have two specific images in mind (the scenes in question have not been written) so if you're willing please contact me.
3) A local fannish friend. What I mean by this is someone who lives in the Dallas/Ft Worth area that I can get together with and watch our shows. The fandoms I'm looking for are: Supernatural, Hawaii Five-0, Stargate SG-1, Stargate Atlantis, and Farscape. Of course you can be a fan of any or all of them. If interested please message me.
4) I cannot vid to save my life and really would like a vid of the men of H50 dressed up (nice clothes, tuxes, dress uniforms) set to ZZ Top's Sharp Dress Man.