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May. 25th, 2013 09:28 pmI have had the shittiest day.
First, my daughter didn't pay attention and ate my sandwich. Then my mother offered to buy me a new one but then changed her mind and told me I should have eaten the one my daughter had ordered. Sorry, but if I had wanted what she ordered, I would have fucking ordered it and then we wouldn't have had this issue!
Then when I was looking for some comfort food, and since I didn't feel like actually leaving the house, I had my daughter walk across the street to get me some French onion dip and Pringles. And she bought me the wrong fucking dip! I'm not picky about much but when it comes to peanut butter and French onion dip I have to have name brand. And yes, I tried to eat the dip she bought me and it was beyond nasty.
Then, while texting my best friend, my phone decided to be a fucking brat and freeze on me enough that I had to remove the battery and turn it off three time.
And now, I'm watching this TV movie set in Texas, only they filmed it in California. How do I know? Well, first off, I live in Texas. And second, there are no fucking mountains in Texas. No, really. There are NONE. We have hills, the foot hills of the Rockies start in West Texas, but absolutely NO MOUNTAINS!
And the actors apparently think that a Texas accent is a stupid ass drawl that is a combination of a North Carolina accent and a Georgia accent. It's not. A Texas accent is much sweeter than the way this guy and Catherine Hicks, who plays the judge, are talking. It's almost enough to make me stop watching, except there's nothing else on and I'm so fucking bored.
First, my daughter didn't pay attention and ate my sandwich. Then my mother offered to buy me a new one but then changed her mind and told me I should have eaten the one my daughter had ordered. Sorry, but if I had wanted what she ordered, I would have fucking ordered it and then we wouldn't have had this issue!
Then when I was looking for some comfort food, and since I didn't feel like actually leaving the house, I had my daughter walk across the street to get me some French onion dip and Pringles. And she bought me the wrong fucking dip! I'm not picky about much but when it comes to peanut butter and French onion dip I have to have name brand. And yes, I tried to eat the dip she bought me and it was beyond nasty.
Then, while texting my best friend, my phone decided to be a fucking brat and freeze on me enough that I had to remove the battery and turn it off three time.
And now, I'm watching this TV movie set in Texas, only they filmed it in California. How do I know? Well, first off, I live in Texas. And second, there are no fucking mountains in Texas. No, really. There are NONE. We have hills, the foot hills of the Rockies start in West Texas, but absolutely NO MOUNTAINS!
And the actors apparently think that a Texas accent is a stupid ass drawl that is a combination of a North Carolina accent and a Georgia accent. It's not. A Texas accent is much sweeter than the way this guy and Catherine Hicks, who plays the judge, are talking. It's almost enough to make me stop watching, except there's nothing else on and I'm so fucking bored.