That made my head feel explody almost as much as even more than a conversation I was part of today at work. One of the guys was talking about Taylor Lautner or however you spell his name coming out of the closet, and I was like "Good for him." But the guy was like, "No, he can't be gay! He could get so much pussy!" I was like, "Well, if the pussy doesn't do anything for him then what's the point of him playing straight?" "It's the principle! He could get a lot of pussy." Obviously my logic was not the same as that of his planet, so instead I asked, "So my close gay friend should stay straight if he could get a lot of pussy?" "Is he rich or famous or hot?" "Assuming for the purposes of this discussion that that has anything to do with his sexuality, then hot, yes, but disowned and homeless." "Then he can be as gay as he wants. But if he can get lots of pussy then he shouldn't be turning it down."
I had no coherent response to that.
EDIT: Upon further reflection... yeah, yours wins.
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almost as much aseven more than a conversation I was part of today at work. One of the guys was talking about Taylor Lautner or however you spell his name coming out of the closet, and I was like "Good for him." But the guy was like, "No, he can't be gay! He could get so much pussy!" I was like, "Well, if the pussy doesn't do anything for him then what's the point of him playing straight?" "It's the principle! He could get a lot of pussy." Obviously my logic was not the same as that of his planet, so instead I asked, "So my close gay friend should stay straight if he could get a lot of pussy?" "Is he rich or famous or hot?" "Assuming for the purposes of this discussion that that has anything to do with his sexuality, then hot, yes, but disowned and homeless." "Then he can be as gay as he wants. But if he can get lots of pussy then he shouldn't be turning it down."I had no coherent response to that.
EDIT: Upon further reflection... yeah, yours wins.